Witty Remark Wall

Heyo fello' Mundians!
I have a personal project underway to fill the interior of my TARDIS halls with witty remarks and interesting stories.



Project!
If you get me some interesting line, sarcastic comment, wise old proverb, or funny joke that I can fit into my 'feel' and that I like, I'll pay you 50 bits. Per submission.
(Of course, if I don't like it, you won't get paid!)

Just post it right here!

-Skylark

What is your theme?

Submission:
Han shot first.

Jacen47 wrote:Han shot first.

I owe you 50b.

No theme, I just have to like it.
*(reworded original message)

Is this the part where I write something?

Jacen47 wrote:Is this the part where I write something?

Hmm. I think I'll take it.

I owe you 100b.

No, I definitely need to write here.

<blank sign> <<That sign intentionally left blank.

"Is that what humans do in the future? Meet other species and... dance with them?"

“You want weapons? We’re in a library! Books! The best weapons in the world!”

"I am definitely a mad man with a box!”

"But the truth is, the world is so much stranger than that. It’s so much darker. And so much madder. And so much better.”

“The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things. The good things don’t always soften the bad things, but vice versa, the bad things don’t always spoil the good things and make them unimportant.”

“Some people live more in 20 years than others do in 80. It’s not the time that matters, it’s the person.”

“Do what I do. Hold tight and pretend it’s a plan!”

“In 900 years of time and space, I’ve never met anyone who wasn’t important”

“900 years of time and space, and I’ve never been slapped by someone’s mother.”

“Never ignore coincidence. Unless, of course, you’re busy. In which case, always ignore coincidence.”

“We’re all stories, in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?”

“Always take a banana to a party, bananas are good!”

"You were fantastic. Absolutely fantastic. And you know what? So was I.”

Jacen47 wrote:No, I definitely need to write here.

Nah, I'm not taking this one.

Jacen47 wrote:<blank sign> <<That sign intentionally left blank.

I'll take it.
I owe you 150b.

Cad'ika Orade wrote:“You want weapons? We’re in a library! Books! The best weapons in the world!”
“Some people live more in 20 years than others do in 80. It’s not the time that matters, it’s the person.”
“Do what I do. Hold tight and pretend it’s a plan!”
“In 900 years of time and space, I’ve never met anyone who wasn’t important”
“Never ignore coincidence. Unless, of course, you’re busy. In which case, always ignore coincidence.”
“We’re all stories, in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?”
“Always take a banana to a party, bananas are good!”

I've taken these.
I owe you, ah, I owe the Doctor for seven entries. let's see...
350b